Mar
22
“Girl, you are looking hic fine tonight. I would hic tear that up. What’s that you say? hic You old charmer you, but I’m not hic that kind of girl! What- yes, Mr. Bartender, I do hic realize that I am talking to my reflection hic but do you see anyone else in this dive that can appreciate how long hic this hair took? That’s what I hic thought. Another scotch for the lady!” -The Saucy Dame
