Mar
2
“Listen up, trollops, I don’t care which one of you did it, you’re all guilty of something. But the next time I find one of your god-forsaken hair monsters sitting on top of the drain grate instead of in the trash, I will shut this place down. I have no problem with that, and I would look forward to your letters telling me about how you’re really excelling at the Kevin Federline school of back-up dancing. See that joke is funny because he was a back up dancer but he got fat, just like you will. Now, do your jazz hands!” -Asian Gandalf
“I’m so effing bored, but this back scratching is really doing the trick.” -Yellow Bow Back Scratcher
